Another Horrible Burger King Commercial

Yes, I know it seems like all I do is rip on Burger King commercials. Maybe I am crazy. Maybe obsessed. But you cannot deny that Burger King TV Commercials SUCK!

Okay, the latest dandy is where four guys go to Burger King and one guy does not want to be seen eating a Whopper because he has really, really freakishly small hands and thinks people will make fun of him when eating a large Whopper because the large whopper will make his little hands look even smaller. Then, one of the guys says, "how about we just all turn our backs while you eat?"

Then the commercial ends with a pitch for buy a Whopper Jr. for a buck.

Commercials that are this bad make my head want to explode. I just cannot accept in my mind that marketing people at Burger King corporate think this commercial is worth spending money on to air it.

All I can say is, "Burger King.... why??? .... WHY????"

Peter Geisheker, CEO
The Geisheker Group Marketing Firm
(920) 471-1638
"We don't help you compete, we help you dominate!"

Burger King Commercials that suck

I recently saw a new series of Burger King TV commercial that suck (I know, big surprise). These are the commercials where the scary looking Burger King guy with the plastic mask is in a person's bedroom at night playing pranks on the person while the person sleeps. Guess it is a play on Jackass where Bam Margera plays pranks on his parents while they sleep. Only problem is these Burger King commercials are not funny. In fact, they are kind of creepy.

The pitch is don't go to bed before the King because now Burger King is open late.

Okay, having a guy in my room dressed like a king with a scary looking king mask on who plays pranks on me while I sleep is basically nightmare material. MOM! The Burger King monster is going to get me if I fall asleep!

Burger King Corporate Office - PLEASE FIRE YOU ADVERTISING AGENCY!!!

Peter Geisheker, CEO
The Geisheker Group Marketing Firm
(920) 471-1638
"We don't help you compete, we help you dominate!"